collegehumor:

Ironman Arm Cast Looks Awesome

The best part of that Ironman cast is that it doesn’t have it doesn’t have Gwyneth Paltrow in it.

collegehumor:

This Girl Quotes Biggie Smalls Yearbook Picture Using SCIENCE

sourcedumal:

notesonascandal:

ivorybigs:

k-mc92:

xoxo-kallienichole:

sincerelygifted:

This

But seriously. Love this.

Eve is a boss

What is this from??

What is this from somebody please tell me right now thanks so muchhhhh

White boy thought he was about that life.

You came to the wrong fuckin neighborhood, racist piece of shit.

And I believe the name of this is “4, 3, 2, 1”

collegehumor:

Refrigerator Batman

He’s the hero that kitchen deserves, but not the one his roommates want right now.

gendercake:

imperfekct:

gendercake:

i stopped believing in things once trix cereal stopped being shaped like fruit

What if they still are shaped like fruit but trix is for kids and we’re not kids anymore so we just see boring cereal?

fuck

njwight:

Little punk with a trunk.

inothernews:

THINGS TO DO IN DENVER THAT YOU DREAD  Don’t look now, but a tornado touched down on the runways at Denver International Airport on Tuesday.  Nine flights had to be diverted as a result; the airport suffered no damage as passengers and staff ran for cover inside.  We’re thinking that somehow the airlines will find a way to charge a fee for this.  (Photo: @Brister via The Weather Channel)

people-should-all-be-onions:

isthisjustphantasy:

fishtwigz:

I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO REACT TO THIS

i had to scroll all the way back to the top to reblog it..

the oNLY GOOD THING ABOUT THE NEW TUMBLR LAYOUT IS I DID NOT HAVE TO SCROLL RIGHT BACK TO THE TOP OF THIS POST TO REBLOG IT

collegehumor:

10 Minutes of Confused Animals [Click for more]

“Look, a bird! Look a bird! Look, a bird! Look a bird!”

iodizedsalt:

The first of my peppers have sprouted - one of the Peter peppers. I’m hoping these are tasty enough to use like jalapenos when stuffing - the urge to make stuffed Peter peppers or Peter poppers for a party or cookout is hard to resist.

Most of the White Bianca tomatoes have sprouted already, and the Romaine that I put down simply due to having some extra peat starter discs took off like two days after planting, so that’s nice too. I’m just nervous about throwing down so much money on hot peppers and having them not germinate or die on me.

(apparently this is the 1500th post I’ve made in this blog. I can think of no classier way to celebrate than peppers that look like dicks)

thunder-cock:

I find this a-peal-ing ;)

collegehumor:

BREAKING: SNAKES CAN OPEN DOORS NOW

altheebsleep:

#bananas my #strawberry….